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Dougie is re-admitted to the Flat Earth Society
On Google Maps the world looks flat. Believe me, it's not.
Dougie
Nov 176 min read


Caledonia Dreaming
There is a song called Caledonia written by a Scottish guy called Dougie. Not me. Obviously It's maudlin, mawkish, sickly-sweet and sentimental. Very, very blokey. The sort of thing drunks put on a juke box when they're a long, long way from home. Ibiza, maybe. It's about loving a mythical Scotland that never existed. Which is why, years ago, it was used perfectly as the backing music for a no-less maudlin television advert for Tennents lager. The chorus goes: Oh and let me
Dougie
Nov 95 min read


An old man stares into wormholes
The Einstein-Rosen Bridge we all possess (if we choose to use it): if we want a better future, we must not repeat mistakes from the past. Lessons from old witch hunts.
Dougie
Sep 46 min read


The Devil -- they say -- is in the detail
"He lifted up his gown and everyone kissed his arse. The men were turned nine times about and the women six times."
Dougie
Aug 146 min read


Lessons in Complexity
We Of Nagasaki (1951) by Takashi Nagai & And All The Trumpets (1955) by Donald Smith. Both books were written by survivors of war time atrocities.
Dougie
Aug 93 min read


An Inconvenient Roundabout
A poem from my first book, Something That Comes Close. Illustration by Spike Deane.
Dougie
Jun 192 min read


Capercaillie
A poem from my first book, Something That Comes Close. Illustration by Spike.
Dougie
Apr 301 min read


Have You Not Heard?
A poem from my first book, Something That Comes Close. Illustration by Spike.
Dougie
Apr 172 min read


Skating With Angels
A poem from my first book, Something That Comes Close. Illustration by Spike.
Dougie
Apr 31 min read


A Glasgow girl's life.
In loving memory of our mother.
Dougie
Feb 266 min read


Part Of The Deal
For Betty.
16 January 1931 to 4 February 2025
Dougie
Feb 55 min read


If a tree falls in a forest ...
It can be odd the ways in which one's mind plays tricks on us. My mind certainly. Today is the 25th anniversary of my arrival in Australia.
Dougie
Nov 19, 20247 min read


Poetic Justice
Not long after you break your neck in three places (in a not-swimming-well-enough accident) people tend to ask a lot of questions.
Dougie
Sep 29, 20246 min read


Not quite Proustian but ... you know.
They do say ... write as if your life depended on it.
Dougie
Jul 20, 20246 min read


All ears, ginger hair and freckles
Last days of primary school, I think. Maybe 1968 or 69. Look at those ears and the ginger hair!!! The past is indeed a foreign country.
Dougie
May 28, 20244 min read


Give me the child until he is seven ...
In the immortal words of John Lennon ... love is all we need.
Dougie
Mar 31, 20246 min read


Mothers Day, UK
Betty and my younger brother Joe. Mothers Day, Kilmarnock Scotland. ♥️
Dougie
Mar 10, 20240 min read


When I was a child I believed that love is kind ...
"People learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart" Mandela
Dougie
Apr 11, 20237 min read


Martin Currie
Anyone who wins the best dressed man at the Galway Races, -- without knowing that's 'a thing' -- undeniably has sprawl.
Dougie
Jan 12, 20233 min read


"the quiet of the day far from the roar of the sun."*
It is in days such as today I find myself. Quiet, simple days where not much happens on the surface. Time passes slowly. I am with people...
Dougie
Jun 4, 20223 min read
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